guilt free chocolate

When I was single and living alone I would buy a block of chocolate, eat it, and then spend the rest of the week promising I would never do that again. Then I got married and things got even better. I now buy a block of chocolate, knowing full well that I could devour the entire thing without any help and it sits in the fridge and day by day it shrinks and I don't feel half as guilty because we're both eating it... It really is guilt free chocolate!

...that is until he reveals that he doesn't' like macadamia nut chocolate and indeed you have eaten the entire thing by yourself. How did that happen again??